Tiger Whaaah?

So, who cares about celebrities right? Well obviously most of us do or we wouldn't listen over and over again to the ridiculous stories that somehow are classified as "NEWS." Our beloved Tiger Woods (or Tigre Madera, as we call him around the house) has been embroiled in much controversy since his 2am crash near his home. I know you are all wondering about what I think about the incident so, I thought I would weigh-in.

What's so strange about the accident that makes us think something is going on? Last night Don, my loving husband went out for some, um....icecream, at 2am. I was at the top of our long driveway, that leads away from our mansion and I heard a loud crash in OUR driveway. I did what any swedish super-model would do and I grabbed a golf club and went running down our driveway fully clothed (I don't sleep and I don't wear pajamas). When I arrived at the bottom of our LONG driveway I saw that Don had crashed into a tree, so I did the normal thing and smashed the holy crap out of the back window of the car and scratched his face up like an angry cat whose food is being stolen by a rogue squirell. NO, the air-bags did NOT deploy. So what? I RESCUED him and you are questioning me? This kind of stuff happens all the time. It's completely normal. Look away! Look away!!!!